Toxic sloth

funky-dealer:

funky-dealer:
i am the smartest person to ever live
whats the matter. i thought yall loved hairy fat trans men. yall’d better pick up the fuckin slack

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mutant-what-not:

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slobozan-shitposting:

a-god-in-ruins-rises:
was a mistake

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memewhore:

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mrsterlingeverything:

(Guy who cant find his panties voice)
Where are my fuckin panties bro i cant find my fuckin panties… fuck

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dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic:

removed the stupid fucking tiktok bumper from the video

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elierlick:

I can’t believe DC just went with it.

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depsidase:

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roach-works:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:
“can’t emphasize enough that it has a LOT of claws and it is NOT happy. good luck out there.”

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glisteringlord:

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doberbutts:

theconcealedweapon:
I see a lot of posts saying “teach boys about consent”.
While that is true, a lot of parents will do that and fail to see how their own actions are the problem.
If you’ve spanked him, he’s less likely to understand consent.
If you’ve forced him to sit on Santa’s lap, he’s less likely to understand consent.
If you’ve forced him to give hugs and kisses to family members, he’s less likely to understand consent.
If you’ve grabbed him in order to force him to sit still, he’s less likely to understand consent.
If you’ve labeled him as “too sensitive” for not wanting to be touched, he’s less likely to understand consent.
If you’ve assumed he’s okay with something because he technically allowed it even though he felt pressured, he’s less likely to understand consent.
If you’re only going to criticize his actions but not your own, it won’t work.
I am a firm believer that it’s not just what he experiences in his life, but what he witnesses too. Okay so you don’t do any of those to him but you do those things to his sisters? His cousins? His mom? He is learning consent is for him hut not for women.
One of my sisters has young children, both of whom are some flavor of neurodivergent. She is too, and as a result she often lost patience quickly with some of their quirks. The biggest offender is that her kids are extremely wary around anyone they deem to be a stranger, making social connection very difficult for all participants.
When I first met her daughter, she was 3 or 4, and was extremely reluctant to come and meet me. My sister began to shame and push and pull her towards me and I stopped her. I said “don’t force her, don’t teach her that she has to let men she doesn’t know touch her, she doesn’t need to hug me”
My sister froze in place, processed it for a moment, and let her daughter go. She went back to hiding behind mom. We continued our conversation and her son slowly approached me, hugged me, and climbed up onto the chair I was in to sit beside me and partially in my lap. After a few minutes, her daughter joined him. She didn’t hug me, but she came over to touch and talk to me.
My sister was speechless. Her kids DON’T do that. I’ve heard many complaints from many family members about how antisocial they are. All I did was stick up for their right to offer or withdraw consent- and really just her daughter’s, as her son had met me pre-covid and had already gotten over the hurdle at 2 years old, but her daughter was born during covid and thus it made her severe distrust of strangers even worse.
Now her kids are in elementary school and making friends easily and I regularly get stories from her about how she witnesses them connect with other socially withdrawn kids and stand up for both themselves and their quieter friends. She took my advice to heart and started allowing them to voice whether they consented to something and now her little boy will approach a crying kid on the playground and say something like “do you want to play, or do you want me to just sit with you, or do you want to be alone?” and then actually listen to what the other kid tells him.
My niece has an incredibly traumatized boy in her class who escaped war with his family, and he doesn’t talk to anyone. But he visibly relaxes when my niece goes to sit next to him when he’s too scared and curled up in the classroom’s Quiet Corner. She reads to him and shows him her toys and holds his hand on field trips and yells at anyone who is mean to him. I’m told she’s the only person who can approach or touch him without causing a meltdown besides his family, and it started because the first time she sat with him she asked if it was okay if she did so and she waited several minutes for him to nod before she sat down.
But they still avoid the family members that forced them to interact even when they were uncomfortable. I still hear those complaints, hundreds of miles away, and the jealousy that I’ve only met the kids a few times but they talk incessantly about me. If I call one of my family members and the kids are over, I can hear them in the background trying to talk to me if they figure out it’s me on the other line.
Anyway. Long story short I didn’t have to advocate for my nephew the way I did my niece, but advocating for my niece in front of the both of them dramatically changed the way both of them were taught to manage social interaction. Consent isn’t just about teaching the boy. It’s also making sure he sees that consent being practiced with everyone.

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hellsitegenetics:

eri-lessthan3:
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wet-monsoon:
claratyler:
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wet-monsoon:
i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes
no….. No
NO
No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment.
Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film.
If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!”
That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!
However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story.
This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity.
So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.
i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart
“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life
@hellsitegenetics
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